Hi I am Coco Satchville a 46 year old bluegreen eyed statuesque TV and I entertain the transgendered and their admirers in my elegant Leicestershire home. I am NOT a pre, post or peri operative transexual. I am an occasional crossdresser - this is NOT a 24 7 lifestyle choice for me. I dress as a TV because it enables me to explore my feminine side and it attracts the kind of men that I like - the bi-curious bisexual men.
I am single and I do meet guys but please be aware that I am NOT a girl! I dont have a pussy clitty or any other such labia and if all your message says is "them tits real" I suggest you go the Emerald City in search of a brain. I am a guy who dresses in women's clothes for the pleasure of other men - it seems to enable some men to explore their (homo bi)sexuality in a more acceptable form - to some it simply arouses them. The men I meet are generally not attracted to other men and have fantasized about chix with dicks for some time.
I am not here to debate the whys and wherefores and certainly not to judge - but to enjoy stretching the boundaries of eroticism and sexuality with like minded folk.
I feel it is only fair to point out that I enjoy safe and sexy fun which is generally kissing, mutual stimulation and oral. I do not take it and rarely give it - I do not wish to abuse or be abused. A little harmless fantasy and role play is fine but I am not into BDSM and dont expect you to fall on your haunches and beg to be screwed. If thats what you are into fine but I am not the dom bitch you seek. Likewise I am not a Tgirl hole and me being receptive again is very rare.
I do not wish to be a girl and I do not pretend to be a girl. Am I convincing? If I slouch at the deli counter at aldi in a Dorothy Perkins sloppy joe dress and leggins with my silicon ass enhancer on board and lank greasy hair - Yes!! If I dress like Sharon Stone then everyone looks and examines your every curve then No!!
Come on guys get real I am not trying to pretend to be a girl - I am a transvestite or occassional crossdresser and as such I dont look too bad compared to many. Yes I shave my body so I am totally smooth - I have honed my figure to be more feminine and acceptable to this kate moss culture because I was sick of shopping at Evans - I have dropped 5 dress sizes in search of a better figure for Coco and to enable her to shop at the fashionable High street stores. I have no cellulite as I dont take hormones (remember I dont want to be a girl) so I have great legs and a small ass. If you take me to bed you will get into bed with Coco and wake up with something quite different - (Well maybe I am like a girl in that way!!) If thats too freaky for you or you are dressing up your own baggage - I guess you better leave before the clock strikes 12. And finally - once again in response to those infernal questions about my breasts -
them tits real mate? in an existential sense - yes of course
them tits yours? I own them - they are mine and not my sisters
them tits natural? they are made from medical grade silicon and as such are as natural as Jordan's
them tits permanent - hallelujay!! no they freakin aint babe - i got 6 pairs all different sizes - modest handfuls to jordanesque - they sit in a bra or are adhesive and they look and feel realistic otherwise you wouldnt be asking. This is a tv profile HELLO !!!
And one more thing a word about timewasters dreamers fantasists - If you knew the amount of times that I have spent 2 hours shaving from head to foot and getting ready and made up just to be let down by a pathetic excuse or a no show - you would no doubt be proud of yourselves. I understand that some men are only fantasizing about meeting a TV and they take that fantasy to the extreme knowing that they will back out at the last minute - maybe they get their kicks by how close they come.
I know that most mens interest only lasts as long as their erection and that when their cocks get hard their brains go numb - I also appreciate that when you shoot your load you may resume the attention span of a knat and just wanna walk out then and there - thats fine I have no problem with that. I dont expect us to go shopping afterwards at AKIA for bunk beds - GUYs I am a bloke - I know these things but if you are looking to be just a timewasters please do not contact me - my time is precious - my free time more so. If you are not going to turn up - bullshit some hairy arsed 2 minute panty wearer otherwise if you cant help yourself and you do waste my time and energy - may 2010 herald tenfold the wasted opportunities for you that you have for me and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arse!!
And now the rant and rave is over - I really am a nice T Girl who respects other human beings and if you have read this far through the epistle above - I hope you were vaguely amused and took the content in the tongue in cheek vain it was intended. If you abandoned it half way through deciding I was a bitch with attitude then "ce la vie" my darlings. If we were destined to meet maybe we still will (oh my God is that terribly New Age?) Do you think Coco could be your cup of tea?
xx Coco
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 61 | |
| Sexuality | Gay | |
| Location | UK, England: Leicestershire, Melton Mowbray | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| Build | Athletic | |
| Hair | Light brown | |
| Body hair | Shaved | |
| Drink | Regularly | |
| Drugs | None | |
| Cock/Breast size | Medium | |
| Travel | Can accommodate, Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
| 7:52 pm Monday, 24th October, 2022
Am not a member on here so can't reply to any massages am on the crossersdressers connection site if you fancy a chat |
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| 7:48 pm Monday, 24th October, 2022
Am on crossersdressers connection site if you fancy a chat |
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| 7:46 pm Monday, 24th October, 2022
Love to see a fill picture xxx u look gorgeous |
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| 9:08 pm Monday, 24th October, 2022
Seriously love ur profile big time stunning |
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| 4:55 pm Saturday, 22nd October, 2022
I read your profile to the end, excellent but true |
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| 7:45 pm Monday, 24th October, 2022
God yes please x |
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| 3:31 pm Thursday, 22nd February, 2018
Passable |
