Hi im Charlie a 37 year old who was born over 8 thousand years ago in the year of the Swedish carrot. Living in Washington now, although originally born on the undersea continent of atlantis while it was still orbiting the moon,( the other moon of course, everyone knows we used to have two). My height varys between 6 foot and a parsnip. Weight stays the same at one thousand metric tonnes.. Responsible for inventing the remote controlled walrus and the pocket sized hamster; I was also one of the first men to swim to the moon on a giraffe and once ate a whole pot noodle without turning violet..have up to now discovered over 79 different breeds of wigs and hold the position of being Voted worst dressed man in Britain three years in a row,. So if you want โthe best bang since the big oneโ. come get me xxxx
Seeking CD / Trans, Couple, Female, Male
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 54 | |
Location | UK, England: Tyne and Wear, Washington | |
๐ Sexuality | Straight | |
๐ Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
๐ฌ Smoke | Yes | |
๐ท Drink | Sometimes | |
๐ Drugs | Sometimes | |
๐ก๏ธ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
๐ Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
โ Body Type | Average | |
๐ฑ Hair Colour | What hair?! | |
๐ฆต Body hair | Natural |