WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
* "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
* "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
* "How come it's so BIG in there?"
* "You've done this with a lotta guys before, right?"
* "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"
* (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
* (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
* "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
* "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
* "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
* "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 36 | |
| Location | USA, Massachusetts, Hanscom Afb | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | No | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π Height | 6ft 11in (211 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Black | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
