The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the
other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the First year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less
letter.
In the Sekond year there will be growing publik enthusiasm, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the Third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre thatthe horible mes of the
silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should be dropd.
By the Fourth year, people will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be
dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to
ozer kombinations of leters.
After ze fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sesibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
AND ZEN VE VIL TAKE OVER ZE VORLD
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