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Swinger bobob12 (Male) from UK, Leeds

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English

will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the

other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government

conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has

accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the First year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make

the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of

the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less

letter.

In the Sekond year there will be growing publik enthusiasm, when the

troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like

fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the Third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to

reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments

will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a

deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre thatthe horible mes of the

silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should be dropd.

By the Fourth year, people will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"

with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be

dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to

ozer kombinations of leters.

After ze fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sesibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor

trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

AND ZEN VE VIL TAKE OVER ZE VORLD

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bobob12 Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 43
Location UK, England: West Yorkshire, Leeds
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Socially
πŸ’Š Drugs No
πŸ›‘οΈ Safe Sex Always
🏠 Meet At Your place
πŸ“ Height 6ft (183 cm)
βŒ› Body Type Slim
πŸ‘± Hair Colour Dark Brown
🦡 Body hair Natural