I'm Todd. Or Ted? No...Tom. I'm Tom. Hi! Tom here!
Let me know if you see something you like. Just holler: "Hey, Pete! You have a sexy philtrum and I want to lick it, is that weird?!"
I'll respond: "I told you to only call me Pete when I'm in the shower. If I'm not in the shower, call me Tim like always."
Then: "Hell no it's not weird to lick someone's philtrum, I want to lick yours, too! I've been wanting to for a long time, I was just worried saying anything would jeopardize our friendship."
A long pause: "I heard somebody the other day ask what a philtrum is. Unbelievable! But hypothetically, if someone, let's call him Ted, asked you what a philtrum is, how would you answer?"
P.S. Can people please stop sending me messages meant for some guy Tim. There's no Tim on this account. Only me and my tags say my name is McGruff, not Tom. I make an excellent companion, very comfortable around babies and other pets. Speak to Todd if interested in adopting me.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 39 | |
| Location | USA, Minnesota, Minneapolis | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | Sometimes | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
