Who is Bertiebong? A fun loving guy with a wicked, bubbly sense of humour. Love to see the funny side of most things and love to make people laugh. It's a win, win situation. They laugh & I get pleasure from seeing them laugh.
Been told that I'm reasonably good looking with a fit body (168lbs76.2kgs) and a nice smile (and that's only by my enemies. My friends tell the truth). Have my own hair & teeth (can bring them with me if necessary JOKE) and size 10 shoes (wide fitting). Can dress (myself) for any occasion (D.J. to jeans) but worry that my bum looks big in jeans. It doesn't. Does it? Oh! And I can dance without looking like a frog in a blender.
Had a lot of life experience (had a lot of jobs). Presently retired from being a support actor in TV & Films but I still test things that vibrate occasionaly(YES there is such a job!)
Easy going, confident, adaptable, honest, passionate, very loving, very tactile, very sexy, can keep a secret (honestly) and love to learn & try new things, especially learning languages (just watch me try them out on the locals, it's pathetic.)
Dislike bigots, racists, selfishness, greed, rudeness, hypocrisy, and intolerance, (Oh! yes I do!!!)
I've learned that there's no such thing as a black & white situation. There are many of shades of grey between.
I've also learned to differentiate between an inconvenience and a problem. Solve a problem and tolerate an inconvenience. (Where your partner squeezes the toothpaste is not a world shattering problem. Live with it!)
My philosophies for life
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue!
Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes! That way you're a mile away from them, AND you have their shoes!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Seeking Discreet female, for fun and good sex. Looks count, but intelligence and wit are worth more. Sex becomes so much more when you can also be spiritually and mentally stimulated. Toe curling, sheet clutching, back arching experiences, after a slow hand and endless foreplay! Shall we meet?
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 72 | |
| Location | France, Limousin, Limoges | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Slim | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | |
| Friends | Turnaround2, Hazibabi | |
