I want to meet people (ladies, girls, chicks, humans without penises) who don't sleep and know how to say 'fuck it'. I hang with criminals, weird asses, people with chips on their shoulders, and dickheads. Character's still a plus, right? Chicks who can appreciate toilet humor and tasteless wits.. I'm a big fucking kid (literally a well-endowed, sex-having, lighthearted guy). I like people who know what they want out of life (because I'm still trying to figure mine out). I want a girl I can put the sex on 6 times (before noon) only to stop and watch Curb Your Enthusiasm for the lady that plays Larry David's wife. I dig curvy italians and I wear a loose-fitting 32 inch waste, I prefer Slurpees to imported chocolates. Sugar mamas apply within.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 41 | |
| Location | USA, Michigan, Detroit | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Blonde | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
