I was a creative girl; at 7 I started my own flea circus. bribe the family dog with biltong to be the tour bus. By 12, I was an expert in Para-jitsu, the secret art of self-defence using cocktail umbrellas.
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I hold a world record in getting a bank card swallowed by the ATM, and all my Zen gardens are cat-proof. My curiosity is insatiable, although when I found out what’s in polony, I induced immediate amnesia through self-hypnosis. In my spare time, I hand-craft firelighters from recycled take-away containers and spirit miniatures abandoned by defunct airlines.
I’m well versed in human behaviour, an expert in human misbehaviour, and I always know what makes people tick; usually, it’s a clipboard. I read between the lines; it makes novels last twice as long.
I’ve bottled moonlight and woven nets to catch the wind;. Today is the best day of my life, and i know its going to be twice as good tomorrow.
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 52 | |
| Location | South Africa, Gauteng, Pretoria | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Gay | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 💍 Piercings | I've got some | |
