About me (tongue-in-cheek):
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
I find the trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
I can resist everything except dark chocolate (and sex).
My true mistress is my work
I wish that the gym and I could be friends as we spend so much time together.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian, I chose to be.
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
I have only two emotions: hungry and sleepy. If you see me awake, offer me some chocolate.
In my experience women are like hurricanes: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they quite often leave devastation in their wake.
I think sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any.
I like being naughty, it saves Santa a trip.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 63 | |
| Location | Australia, Western Australia, Perth | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 6in (168 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Gray | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Smooth | |
