If you were stranded on a desert island. No one around for miles, surrounded by ocean, the only thing you had for company was a Shetland donkey named Bartholomew, a stubborn, brutish animal, with a mean streak the size of Texas and teeth as crooked as an Englishman's smile, would you count your blessings, knowing that if push comes to shove and you were gagging for a root, Bartholomew would always be there? At least you could pretend he was Sarah Jessica Parker!
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 49 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | Australia, South Australia, Glenelg | |
