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I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40%
sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you
think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja
monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not exist.
...now how many guys can say THAT!
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 35 | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Westminster | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
