short, fat, nerdy fellow with a penchant for spilling coffee on myself and leaking ink on my shirt, looking for hot alien lookin chick like on star trek. i have yet to lose my virginity because the site of boobies makes me lose control. just kidding. i don't know why i am looking here but it's partially because i like to read profiles on these sites.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 49 | |
| Location | USA, Michigan, South Haven | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | No | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Meet At | My place | |
| π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
