WANTED...
A damsel between the ages of 22 and 40, believed to be in the London area, who is suspected of the following felonies:
Having a sense of humour
Travelling abroad too much
Being independent-minded
Being intelligent
Being single and thus contrary to Section 1 of the Rights of Single Men Act 2007
Gentlemen - if you see her, please DO NOT approach
If anyone has information concerning her whereabouts, please contact me (in confidence) urgently.
REWARD
Information leading to a date will attract a substantial reward from a 29 year old single, attractive, lawyer. Further details upon request. Subject to single status. Yee Haw!*
Remember that wasting Police time is an offence!
(* YOUR SINGLEDOM IS AT RISK IF YOU KEEP UP YOUR REPLIES TO ME)
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 47 | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, London | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | Asian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Black | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Smooth | |
