Drop me a few lines
Let’s have some fun times.
We will wine, we will dine,
Then come back to mine.
The evening will be highly romantic,
The atmosphere will seem fantastic.
You will surely want to stay
The music will be from Coldplay
There will be loads of foreplay.
We will exchanges many kisses
Passionate and deep.
But eventually things will turn seamy
The night will get extremely steamy
As I stick a finger up your crotch
While you’re swallowing my Scotch.
We will rush together to bed
My pencil will be full of lead.
I’ll make you all sweaty
Like no other Betty.
The floorboards will creak
Indignant neighbours will squeak.
But together we will peak.
How can I be so certain
of such amazing final curtain.
Because I have an almighty Wang
that will make you cum like the Big Bang.
I am: an impoverished poet with good looks but unsellable rhymes.
Seeking patronage from
A sugar mummy who is filthy rich
Even if you might be a total bitch.
May be you have a hubby
Who is altogether too tubby
And you’re looking for hot action
But without the fatal attraction.
Over-35s only need apply … unless
Your first name is Paris and you’re about to inherit a hotel chain, or,
Your last name is Ecclestone, and your daddy is supersmart about everything but you.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 46 | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, London | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bicurious | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | Mixed Ethnicity | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Black | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural | |
