Overweight, Ugly, Caveman, seeks tall, slim, blond, big-breasted, millionaire nyphomaniac to do the cooking, cleaning, ironing and washing-up whilst he's down the pub getting hammered. Expects sex when he returns, if he's able! If not due to beer consumtion, then complaints will not be tolerated!.. There I don't think that's too much to ask is it?!?
But just in case.. ermmm... Man seeks Woman for fun, frolics and Fuc.. fornication :-)
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 43 | |
| Location | UK, England: Berkshire, Windsor | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Yes | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
