A bloke went up to a girl, and tried to charm her by saying, "Hi, I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."She said, "Oh what a coincidence, I was going to tell you a joke about my fanny, but you'll never get it."
anyway im james, i work for a professional training company running an assortment of course all over the uk.
i enjoy sports and compete at a national level in tae kwon-do, i make an effort of getting away at least twice a month and doing something new and exciting, last month was zorbing (highly reccommend).
Im looking to meet someone for social events and fun, i want to meet someone who can make me laugh and turn me on, so if your not outgoing or fun loving dont get in touch.
im not interested in a regular relationship other than friendship and good times.
im very sexual, confident and dominate. i like to be in control but also have a submissive side if it plays the role wanted.
im looking to meet people over 25 as i find if your too young it seems you dont have a clue as to what you want.
im a pua but cant be arsed with all the hassle of going out picking up anymore and would rather just meet like minded people with out bullshit or failing that i would like to meet a bi sexual girl that i can go out drinking with and double team on girls with.
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Seeking Couple, Female
Ask me to show you my private photo and video collection (2 items)
Has Blog: NSA. Not after a few meets telling me you love me and fucking up what was a good thing.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 41 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: West Sussex, Worthing | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| Build | Athletic | |
| Hair | Dark brown | |
| Body hair | Shaved | |
| Body decoration | Body piercing, Intimate Piercing | |
| Drink | Regularly | |
| Smoke | Yes | |
| Drugs | Some | |
| Cock/Breast size | Medium | |
| Travel | Can accommodate, Will travel | |
