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Swinger Uglyfatoldfart (Male) from USA, Las Vegas

At 31 years old i had every vehicle ,job skill an tools to do any thing imagined,. A car wrek in 1983 ,took everything away, including the slightly used family i pikt up that was perfect,and left me spinaly an erectilee screwed,....for thirtee fukin years ive tried to think my way out of my situation..... but juscant doit.
I think bak before the wrek an i could always WORK my way out of problems.
So wen im thinkin bout my early years it brings me to these websites with all u sexy wimmin, kuz all my friends wer wimmin an we wer so close that wen i had quest. About the parts that make u make them kool noises,they et me learn on them, So wat i want is to oil u up an massage all the tension out of u head to toe ,then wen yor comfortable,let me see if i can mke u make them noises.,,if u have humor and are adventurous an curious an love being naked....if u got a couch with loose cushions,we are haff way there

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Uglyfatoldfart Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 73
Location USA, Nevada, Las Vegas
🌈 Sexuality Straight