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Swinger TwoSheaths (Male) from USA, New Berlin

FIRST: People with the common courtesy, the basic decency, the maturity and lack of utter selfishness to be honest, upfront, and KIND enough to politely say 'No thanks!' after an initial email, LET ALONE, after having 'talked' back and forth for some time!

After THAT:
Casual sexual contact, no strings. Looking to fulfill lust, not fall in love. We can be friends, and “friends”, but we aren’t picking out china patterns, or having Thanksgiving at your aunt’s house. ;-)

Willing to, and wanting to:
MF, MM, MFM, MFF, MMF, MMM, or maybe even….?

NO Interest in: IM's looking for quick jerk partners (With someone I already 'know'...? Maybe)
NO Interest in crossdressing, transgenderism, , heavy BDSM (cute fun sure, real pain NOPE), gs, , or in taking really cold showers before bed and then lying REALLY still. Not passing judgment, just saying, if that is your particular kink...pass me by.

I do not perform oral sex as just foreplay, and never to try and manipulate them into reciproctaion - I do it simply because I just plain LOVE DOING IT! I have had encounters many times in my life that consisted of only my using my mouth and tongue to bring them to sexual bliss...usually several times.

AND, I don't go in for the BS excuse for oral (or other) sex that comes from 'learning' by watching porno films - NO ONE learns how to give serious pleasure by 'studying' that cat-lapping, pole-jerking stuff. I learned my craft by burying my face (tongue, hands, etc) IN the work...and when you love what you do (and I do so love pleasing people orally), it's never really work, but a total JOY.

That's not to say that I’m not interested in getting oral, getting laid, or being laid - I ABSOLUTELY AM, but I want to be honest about what turns me on, and while an awful lot does…THAT is a freaking biggie! :-)

Emotionally I will always be simply heterosexual, but by physical desire and attraction, I have always been bisexual. Due to relationships being what they are or were, I have denied myself that aspect of my life since I was about 19 years old (which was the last time I indulged myself in sucking a man’s cock, and regrettably, before I got the chance to fulfill my desire to suck a man’s cock with my ass).

Honestly, it has been far, far too long since I've been allowed to sup on the delectable honey of a woman's fruit as well - not decades like swallowing a cock, but still, far too long.

Seeking Couple, Female, Male


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TwoSheaths Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 57
Sexuality Bisexual
Location USA, Wisconsin, New Berlin
Ethnicity Other
Height 6ft 3in (190 cm)
Build A few extra pounds
Hair Other
Body decoration Other
Drink Socially
Smoke No

Recent status updates
TwoSheaths TwoSheaths
  8:31 pm Wednesday, 7th December, 2016

Have uploaded photos. Has told me verified and acceptable for profile, BUT...can find NO WAY TO MAKE A PIC "BE" my profile pic, so i can get rid of that freaking Ed Gein looking cartoon!!