I want a hot girlfriend who I can be me with. I would like to find someone I could one day honestly love. Not one for theatricals or drama. I am looking for someone who will always be my friend first and my girlfriend as well. I'm a good guy, just too busy to get out that much and figured here would be a decent place to start. I work 40 hours a week for the Department of Defense. Hey, I will always have a job..i'm not a broke ass. Here are some things about me:
BOUT ME:
I take trips when the money is right and I like theme parks with big ass roller coasters
I will occasionally just want to sleep all day
I love seafood, Mahi Mahi and King Mackerel esp.
I like to eat out and try different foods
I have done 11 consecutive back flips on a trampoline
It doesn't require much to make me happy
I keep up to date on latest technologies because I like it and it is a job requirement
I do not plan to be married until I am well off
I do not plan to have children until I am well off
Outer space fascinates me
My family is crazier than hell and I love all of them
Firehouse Subway
It is ridiculous how much I like IBC root beer
I have a relationship wgod, not a religion.
I am not afraid to relocate for a job. I've done it once already I will probably do it again
I have an obsession with good shrimp sauce at badass Japanese restaurants
I like new socks
I am totally an ass man
I think helicopters are way cooler than planes
One time I was thankful that I landed in a sticker bush
I am double jointed in my right thumb
I memorized all the state capitals when I was 10
I am a mac junky and hate that I have to touch PC's at work
I like commitment, it gives me something to rely on in that "area" of life
I have found that a good sneeze can be better than mediocre sex
I like cameras with big lenses
I plan to live forever, so far so good
I am not in the slightest bit a morning person
Five years ago I was shy, for some reason
I will talk about anything and rarely get embarrassed
I love my parents, they are my heros
I am a self trained chiropractor
Ninja Turtles rocked my childhood
I am right handed but I kick with my left foot
I give killer massages, but only if you give them back
I wanted to name my brother Seymore when he was born, but was unsuccessful
My main car is a beater 92 Nissan with a bigass dent in the door. Hey I wanna meet a girl who will love me for me.
Having a car with way too much power is a requirement to a healthy life
I like movies where sh*t blows up
Me and my friend dated the same chick and never knew it..long story short, we are now roommates
Seeing male athletes slap each other's ass is weird to me
I run 3 miles every other day
I like sharp cheddar cheese
I can eat with chop sticks and I am proud of it
I am in agreement that mean people suck
I love to cook. I make a mean casserole.
I still use the phrase "off the chain."
I really miss GA pine trees, even though they are the ugliest trees ever.
I add to this list in random order so you have to read it over and over again
Need to know anything else just ask :] If you are cool and real and down to hang out then hit me up. I am not interested in the big ladies, anyone way too old for me, anyone without a sense of humor, anyone who can't take a joke, or girls who drive around with a wedding dress in the back seat. Just looking for someone who likes a good time, who is around my age, and who is disease free. If you have a photo of the sideways peace sign and the kissy lips, then come on. That sh*t is so generic. If you have all up angle shots trying to hide your tummy and still put that you are "average" then I will be asking for better photos. Hey, I'm being honest. Isn't that what all you chicks want? I want a guy who is "honest." I'm being honest, don't judge me for it.
What I base every decision on:
"I do not fear setting my goals too high and never reaching them. I fear setting them too low and succeeding."
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 40 | |
| Location | USA, Virginia, Stafford | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Slim | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
