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Swinger TotallyEllwood (Male) from UK, Crook

I may not be a supermodel, but at least I smell nice… well, that's what my grandma tells me.

When I'm not busy 'saving the world' or 'being awesome', I spend my time chef. Cooking is one of my greatest passions in life and I dream of one day starting my own restaurant. Ultimately, I'd like to be known for serving the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on this side of the Mississippi... my mom's secret recipe is off the hook!

On my days off, you'll either find me playing football or belting out show-tunes with my 5 year old son. He says we should take our act on the road, but I think he needs to brush up on his harmonies first.

I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time. Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee.

Anyway, if you're easy-going and at least 87% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime!

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TotallyEllwood Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 36
Location UK, England: Cumbria, Crook
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Socially
💊 Drugs No
🛡️ Safe Sex Sometimes
🏠 Meet At Your place
📏 Height 6ft (183 cm)
⌛ Body Type Athletic
👱 Hair Colour Blonde
🦵 Body hair Smooth