The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old man leaned over the bar. The Devil wanders across to the old man and says Do you know how I am? The old man took another sip of his beer and answered Yep The Devil stared at the old man and asked Well aren't you afraid of me? The old boy looks the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs I married your sister 40 years ago
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 64 | |
Location | UK, England: Kent, Maidstone | |
π Sexuality | Straight | |
π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
π¬ Smoke | No | |
π· Drink | Socially | |
π Drugs | No | |
π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
π Meet At | Your place | |
π Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) | |
β Body Type | Average | |
π± Hair Colour | What hair?! | |
𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
π¨ Tattoos | I've got some |