A little about me. .
I enjoy starting fires, eating kittens and playing Yahtzee.
Fact: I was once asked to leave France and to "never come back" after insisting I was hunting for leprechauns when asked the nature of my visit.
The fact that you're still reading my profile is a clear indicator you lack good judgement when it comes to men and thats a huge plus. . . We may be a perfect match!
Just a few questions:
1. After sex, would you rather:
A) fall asleep cuddling.
B) hi-five me then offer a full body massage.
C) hi-fives then volunteer to get take-out while I nap.
D) "B" followed by "C"
2. True or False
Greeting me naked at your front door on the 1st date is perfectly reasonable.
3. We're at a social function, you spot a woman making advances towards me:
A) Using hand signals you indicate: "7 Min+Men's Room+B. J"]
B) Using hand signals you indicate "Abort+Mission+Immed iately" reminding me your siste is off limits.
Remember, there are no wrong answers if you're naked.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 50 | |
| Location | USA, California, Escondido | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
| π¨ Tattoos | I've got some | |
