I have been as honest as I can be in my profile. Have a look and if you are still interested at the end drop me a mail back.
I have been married for a long time (22+ years) and the sex has not just dwindled away... it’s done a runner, about 14 years ago. I’m not looking for a divorce, but I am looking to fulfil my NSA sexual urges. I live in the Barnsley area of South Yorks.
I’m also un-shockable, in a kinky sort of way. What do they say “kinky is when you use the feather... perversion is when you use the whole chicken”. But I am willing to try anything once or twice.... but probably not the chicken.
I am looking to add spice back into my life; no strings attached adult fun, ok strings attached when I’m tied up, but apart from that.
To be honest, I am no spring chicken, some people say I look like Peter Griffin (yes I can see the resemblance), is that a bad thing? He does make people laugh (ok maybe not for all the right reasons) but what if we were all size zero where would we be.... yeah... Shopping in top shop...great.
I'm over weight, over 6 feet tall, and average in the “man” department. I’m not looking for a Miss world, I’m looking for a Miss “I don’t have a clip board with a list of criteria that needs ticking off before I’m interested”, type of person. Someone who can see the funny side to most things, someone who does not take themselves too seriously, someone who can hold a conversation, someone who is not judgmental of others.
What is a “perfect” man, well apart from having all the right number of “bits” 2 arms etc... in that aspect I am perfect, but in other aspects maybe not, I like being dominated, spanked etc but I also like a cuddle and kiss just as much.
I get annoyed with text talk, when people actually use it in every day chat. So if you cannot string a sentence together without using OMG, LOL, ROFL or even WTF then please pass me by, but if you can and If you like what you see then please drop me a mail so we can start talking.
Too much emphasis is put on getting it right... I just want it to be fun, have a giggle and a laugh, and with me you will have a giggle and a laugh maybe at my expense.
I have read other peoples profiles and seen “What they looking for in a partner” so I have tried to answer any question. Here goes:-
Adventurous... One word meaning a multitude of things..... I’m adventurous in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, outside... but not rock climbing or parachute jumping.
Flexibility... Well I can touch my toes... Ok... I have to be sat down to do this... but I can still touch them. Does this count?
Gentle and thoughtful... I can be as gentile or as rough as you would like and would always have you interest at heart.
Good with their hands... I know where to touch, when to touch, how hard to touch, how soft to touch and how to caress.
Good with their tongue... Same answer as above.
High sex drive... I’ve been in a 22 year sexless marriage and now I’m bursting for some fun, that’s why I have joined this site
Honesty... I will answer any question with total honesty. If the answers are not what you want then thank you for taking time to look at my profile and I hope you find what you are looking for.
To take their time.. I’m in no rush.. I’ve waited 22 years for some fun...
Likes to give oral sex..I do, see “Good with their tongue” answer.
Likes to receive oral sex.. Yes please.. Nothing more to add for this one.
Likes to try new things.. Will try anything once.. Maybe more than once (see chicken).
Takes care of his body and appearance,.. Ah.. ok this question I have failed on, but 1 out of 12 questions isn’t bad.. I have had a diet of bread and beer for too long... but please don’t let this turn you away... remember the tongue question...
Takes control.. A bit of give and take is what makes the world go round, ok..That with the sun and the solar systems gravitational pull, but apart from that it’s mainly give and take.
Turned on by my pleasure... Again yes please. In all honesty if I did not like your profile I would not have taken the time to mail you, and as you can tell from my mail I hope we can meet up.
Looking forward to chatting.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 57 | |
| Location | UK, England: South Yorkshire, Sheffield | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bicurious | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | |
| Friends | meme59, MissHeather, michelleb86 | |
