Scenario: you're bored, you want romance, maybe you're just looking for some laughs or for someone to whisper sweet nothings into your ear? Not this guy! Upon meeting you, I'll be sure to be a pig who doesn't hold the door open. You'll ask me if that dress makes you look fat and I'll say, "DAYYYUM!" When you say, "Put me in my place, daddy!" I'll drop you off at your home and never call you again! As for the bedroom...? Ever seen WWE?! I lay the hurt! I'll stomp you into the mud, give you the 'ol ropeburn and throw you into the audience. I'll give you the "Funky Spiderman," the "Gasp-N-Goo," the "Spanky Doodle!" You'll say, "Please don't stop!" Then guess what? I'll stop immediately. So you think you want someone who is the living incarnation of fun? You think you want some guy who will be romantic and see you for the deep thinking, beautiful woman you are? You think you want someone who will tickle your brain with deep stimulating conversation? Well keep looking! That guy's not here.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 29 | |
| Location | USA, Arizona, Chandler | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π» Gender Expression | Masculine | |
| π Ethnicity | Hispanic / Latinx | |
| β Star Sign | Scorpio | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π½οΈ Diet | I eat everything! | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
