Oh I'm bad.. not just mischievous, or a little naughty, no, no, not me.. bad to the bone, rotten to the core, I think nothing of stealing lollipops from newsagents, or putting stones in car hub caps.. nasty piece of work who doesn't say please or thank you, I rarely wipe my feet when going into houses, and I never eat my veg.
Once right, I ate a bowl of cornflakes with no milk, I'm such a hard bloke.I was the first lad to kiss "Lusty Lorna".. the best looking lass on our housing estate, she a right tart now though, went downhill after I dumped her apparently. I love curries, especially when you belch, and your friends can guess which curry you had. I am a bit of a dreamboat date, except when I am in confined spaces, then I get nervous and lose all bowel control. My drooling problem is all cleared up now, so you wouldn't have to worry when you kiss me..
Would like to meet a bi gothic nymph with a drink and glue sniffing problem.
Alternatively.. and if you have read this far, you may be well qualified.. I'd like to meet someone who can stand my sense of humour and swings.
Genuine ST8 single fit white english male, 5.9,blue eyes,shaven head (charity thing) looking for cpl and single girls for fun. I'm a business man who travels all over the UK and Europe, I'm clean not into drugs, watersports,pain etc. and unlike quite a few on here "I always turn up!"I always respect peoples boundries and am not pushy in any way shape or form, I have a high sex drive and are open to any thing you wanna try or do (within reason) lol. Have a good sense of humour and enjoy meeting other people from all walks of life.
Please, Please, Please no people with loads of baggage! can't be doing with all those mind games!
I know being a single guy on here is hard work, if I read your profile and send you a message then would you please reply even if it's thanks but no thanks....Thanks
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 64 | |
| Location | UK, England: Cambridgeshire, Cambridge | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | What hair?! | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
