For your pleasure here we have 1 used human male in slightly worn condition. Comes complete with in built legs, arms and original working earlobes. Possible uses around the house include: hat rack, potato peeling, just standing around, or even sitting. Comes with a satisfaction guarantee*. (Note: satisfaction not guaranteed.) Batteries not included.
Painful sense of humour, filthy mind, got a few weeks left before I leave the country. Let's get at it like rabbits. Basics. Looking for girls, women, ladies, their sisters, aunties, daughters (over 18 please). Basically anyone who wants to play and be played with.
Oh yeah, I don't have a car so if you can come to me that would be wicked. Near central Bristol.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 45 | |
| Location | UK, England: Avon, Bristol | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Sometimes | |
| π Drugs | Sometimes | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Blonde | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Smooth | |
