Once in a year I get to go to all the houses in the world and leave something behind, which is all well and good - but this year I'd like a little fun while the reindeer are parked up on the roof having a break....So.. I may wake you up when I leave your pressie at the foot of your bed for a little bit of how's your father, good old fashioned, slap and tickle. (an aged and portly gentleman can only eat so many mince pies and as for sherry - who the feck said I liked that crap anyway!)
I've spoke to Mrs Claws about me getting some um extra-curricular activity and she said that it's ok so long as I don't forget to deliver the rest of the pressies before 5am Christmas Day (yeah, like she's EVER been out on a fecking sleigh when it's snowing like Father Time's bollock dandruff in a gale force storm - it's ok for her all tucked up in bed when I leave the North Pole on Xmas Eve.. I bet she's shagging.. ho ho fucking ho... hehehehehe
Lots and lots of love,
SANTA XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
In a twelve deer open sleigh! Hey!
(that song is a load of crud I can tell you! - It's feckin freezing!!)
p.s. If you want that extra something 'special' for Christmas you'd best leave me a message and I promise to answer every single one individually, by hand until my wrist drops off from RSI - well, that will be my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
p.p.s. I can't reply to your messages as I haven't got any money left to upgrade to a Premium account (these feckin pressies cost you know! Bloody elves have gone on strike for more pay (well, more honey, which to them is like Β£500week to you but I ain't gonna tell em they're being shafted!).... anyways, if you REALLY want your Xmas stocking filled you're just gonna have to let me know how to contact you.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 109 | |
| Location | UK, England: Durham, Darlington | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | Other | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Yes | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Big & Beautiful | |
| π± Hair Colour | Gray | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Wild | |
