Ok, firstly, if you think you're ugly, you probably are - don't bother
Secondly, if your name is any of the following - don't bother.
Keith
Kevin
Barry
Gary
Trevor
Colin
Derek
If you live further than 20 or so miles away - don't bother. I have no intention of travelling miles for a poke.
If you would like a reply please say something original or don't bother. We can talk about your preferences once we've started chatting.
If I don't reply, don't be upset or keep trying, it just means I'm not interested. Really, I'm not interested!
I''m in a loving happy relationship and this is nothing more than sex. Despite what you thinkbelieve, it's just sex but that doesn't mean I'm desperate either, so if you're over 45, just no!
I'm not here to help people cheat, so if you do have a partner - don't bother.
If you don't have a profile picture please don't bother messaging, you're clearly hiding something.
if you're offended by any of the above, grow a set and deal with it,
Seeking Male
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 49 | |
| Location | UK, England: Hampshire, Fareham | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
| 🍷 Drink | Sometimes | Socially |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Slim | A few extra pounds |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | Blonde |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural | Trimmed |
| Friends | jackaCityOfLondon | |
| 5:40 pm Thursday, 11th February, 2021
Loving the originality here. |
