I had an acquaintance named Rusty
Whose mother-in-law was crusty.
His bedazzling wife was busty,
Their three bedroom home was dusty.
Their intellectual son was husky.
Sometimes their basement was musty.
Grandma called it fusty.
The wind was callous and gusty.
None of the above we're lusty,
Affirming each other justly,
In their big dusty house with their
Big trusty dog named Rusty- -
Oh, no, that was the man
With the dazzling wife
Whose mom lived where it was fusty,
Who did not feel the cruel gusty wind,
And dusted the house as a favor to Rusty.
I hope my story is perfectly clear,
If I say so myself...it must be!
Seeking CD / Trans, Couple, Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 36 | |
Location | UK, England: Durham, Darlington | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight |