Sometimes, I write univocalic poetry - stuff where you're only allowed one vowel.
For instance, here's my profile using only O:
Droll bookworm longs to woo consorts,
Smooch molotov-hot horndogs,
Goof off to swop blow-for-blow bon-mots,
Nod off on soft, smooth bosoms,
Or bottom for snow-cold fox.
(no boors, no snobs, no bots)
Poly, not mono, so look for comfort, not moonshots.
Good to plod on slow,
Or storm on to down-to-clown bonobo town.
Pros:
OK looks
Not too old
Fond of long strolls
No grody-boy norms
Cons:
Swot (not cool)
Hotchpotch of odd words
Top-notch fool
Seeking CD / Trans, Couple, Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 38 | |
Location | UK, England: Greater London, West Wickham | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🚻 Gender Expression | Gender Non-Conforming | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
🚬 Smoke | No | |
🍷 Drink | Sometimes | |
🍽️ Diet | It’s complicated | |
🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds |