Awrite ppl,im from the southside of Glasgow, im 39 and single ( so any single burds feel free tae msg me )... Well Im an emotionally unstable alcoholic with a penchant for crack whores, mail order bride websites and touching myself at night. Sometimes I enjoy relaxing by playing Simon Says with some quadriplegics but they get fed up coz i always win. When I want to do something productive I reach for a crowbar and beat myself relentlessly around the head until unconsciousness occurs. I wont call you 'miss' , hold a door open for you or give you sympathy - youre a big girl, put the seat down yourself. If people accuse me of being sexist, I can rest assured in my mind that I am, indeed, the sexiest sexist. So if you ever feel like being handcuffed to a rusty old dog of a thing (and Im not talking about cars here) give me a shout and ill set you up within three working days, deposit necessary and no money back guarantee.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 48 | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Glasgow, Glasgow | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Sometimes | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
| π¨ Tattoos | I've got some | |
