I am that quintessential pain in the butt.
I'm that person who's walked all over San Antonio Int'l airport with toilet paper hanging out her pants - yes, a little girl was kind enough to tell me.
I am your worst or best accomplice depending on the shenanigans being committed.
I have a Nerf Dart Gun that I use on my customers and if you ask me for a pen or a stapler, you will get the one that shocks the be-jeezus out of you and make you squeal like a 2nd grader.
I've terrorized the world. I have used tinfoil to mess with my bosses and wrap their entire workspace.
I have saran wrapped cars for birthdays and hid their car keys within that saran wrap.
I'm the one who puts a fake cadaver, filled with candy, into our conference room for Halloween.
I also put a life-size stand-up cutout of Angelina Jolie in the men's room just to hear that brief expulsion of air and some obscenities.
I also put skeletons with obnoxious wigs and prop it in the women's bathroom just so they wouldn't feel left out for Halloween.
I take all this and write my stories to let people laugh at me and other's embarrassments just to let you feel good about not being that person.
I'm a spitfire with creative tendencies who has traveled the world.
I can understandread at least 5 languages, working on the 6th.
I love masquerade balls, Venice, photography, costume design and roller coasters.
I'm a Law & Order junkie with just a touch of Benny Hill and of course - Love the Spongebob.
Love to laugh, notorious for practical jokes.
I love the desert and snow is only nice to visit or "play" in.
Favorite food is Korean.
Favorite sport - Sumo wrestling, archery and fencing.
There's more but I'm sure you'll ask - Cheers!!
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 50 | |
| Location | Korea, Republic of, Seoul-t`ukpyolsi, Seoul | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | No | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 5ft 4in (163 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Red | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
