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Sexpectations! Ice broken! Now tell me your interests. . . what makes you smile. . .

Swinger RealDarkChoc (Male) from Canada, Ottawa

At first, I come across as your average 'cub pushing 40'(huh? ); maybe not your typical "boy toy" but c'mon. . . who doesn't like 'bigger toys' to play with? Your very own 'Cubby Hubby' or something along those lines. I work out regularly but more as a lifestyle than to "get ripped". I've got an 'imagination on steroids'. I find amusement in the most unusual and seemingly uneventful places. Never been bored a day of my life. A love of healthy eating and laughter best describes me. I spend more time watching 'The Food Network' and 'Comedy Central' than the 'news' or 'sports'. I'm told conversations with me will make you forget 'other commitments'.

Professionally, people come to me to talk about. . . let's just say - topics most of us shy away from so I'm as open-minded as they come and a great listener too. It is after all. . .

ALL ABOUT YOU! ! !

I'm pretty well traveled so lots of great experiences in my backpack. I'm tropical all year round despite the weather outside, an 'incurable optimist' so you'll never find me taking an umbrella along (what's not to love about a little wetness anyway? )

The rest, perhaps youI can help meyou discover.

I'm looking for. . .

It use to be a thing to be shaped 'like a coca-cola bottle' until coke kept changing its look and I eventually dropped the habit. Now, I like my women like I'd like my wine -full-bodied, with a hint of fruitiness, loosening me up, better when shared and aged to perfection. Never dry, always a pleasant aftertaste, always classic. So if you pair well with 'meat' and 'dark chocolate', let's set the night to that UB40 80's hit and see how things go from there. . .

Seeking Couple, Female


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RealDarkChoc Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 46
Location Canada, Ontario, Ottawa
🌈 Sexuality Straight