*** First and foremost, we’re people. Please treat us as such. Have a little tact. ***
Kinky happily married ethically non-monogamish couple looking for a funny, smart, respectful, socially open and conscious yet not uptight male third between 35-55 for convo, dinner and who knows. Let’s see if we have chemistry.
No boner names or locker room drivel. Immaturity is a turn off! No sex talk before speaking like humans. No antivaxxers, no conservatives. We just won’t get on well. She's not looking to have her pussy eaten for HOURS so...just no. Be honest, be real or be gone.
We’re both tatted. He’s chill. She’s talkative and direct.
If you say “she looks like fun!” or “I want you!” in message before you know her. Convo is OVER!
CURRENT PICS PLEASE!
We're fully vaccinated and recently STI tested.
***Don’t be a pushy douche! We don’t play like that. You’ll get blocked quickly. This isn’t our first rodeo. Seriously be cool or bounce.***
Seeking Couple
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 54 | |
Location | USA, Oregon, Portland | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | Straight |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
🚬 Smoke | No | No |
🍷 Drink | No | No |
💊 Drugs | No | No |
🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
⌛ Body Type | Slim | A few extra pounds |
👱 Hair Colour | What hair?! | Dark Brown |
🦵 Body hair | Trimmed | Shaved |