(NSFW 18+) If you enjoy reading, rather than numbing your mind for another hour, this describes me best. I am an intelligently humorous, uncontrollably filthy mouthed, retired tequila epicure, that's mostly regarded as a gentleman, who always knows the right moment. I am generally, very nice to nice people, but I do not handle bs and stupidity very well. I lived in the north for half of my life, and left the godforsaken unbearable finger-falling-off cold to live in the belly of the beast, the south. I love the heat, the hotter the better, and I have no fcking idea why people here, complain so damn much about the heat, and prefer the cold; it's the fcking south, it's hot. I am an exceptionally successful multi-business owner, marketing fck genius, and a very active, professional chef; if you ever confuse me with a home cook or hobbyist, I'll consider fighting off the pleasure of cutting off your fingers and shoving them up your ass (you'll never get them out :P ).
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 34 | |
| Location | USA, North Carolina, Concord | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
