I've got an ant's cock - and I REFUSE to give it back...! LOL..!

Swinger NudeLewdMan (Male) from UK, South Kensington

Big thighs, big hands, pierced tongue.. Ask for anything else..

:-p SIT ON MY FACE AND PARTY..!! :op

Hi, I'm just your average chilled out guy, who takes life as it happens.. For about 15 years I've had a fantasy of having a FFM threesome.. I've had MFM threesomes before, and now I'd love to make my dream a reality.. (I'd also quite like to watch - I'm quite the voyeur as well as an exhibitionist)

You never know what's gonna happen, but you can hope.. :o)

Discression assured and preferred, strings not neccessary..


My Pet Hate..

..is ppl who dislikehate other ppl just because of their colouragesexreligionsexual preference.. At the end of the day, we all look the same with the lights out..

Please don't be offended if I don't get back to you straight away - my wireless internet connection isn't that great, and I don't want my housemates to know what they don't need to..


One thing I've wondered about for a while is: Why is my belly-button fluff always blue..?? Any ideas..?

What IS "normal"..???

If I say something and there are two (or more) ways of taking it, if one of those ways offends you, I meant the other one...

You can never have too many friends..

Nobody is normal - but (I think) most people are about average..

Should I take my tongue-ring out or not..? I can't decide..


I gave up smoking AugustSeptember 2006, but I don't have any issues with other ppl smoking, can't really work out why so many ex-smokers have a problem with that - if anything I found it helped with the cravings..

Anyway, have fun, enjoy yourselves - and each other...

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NudeLewdMan Personal Details

Gender	Male
Age	45
Location	UK, England: Greater London, South Kensington
🌈 Sexuality	Straight
🌎 Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke	No
🍷 Drink	Sometimes
💊 Drugs	No
🛡️ Safe Sex	Always
🏠 Meet At	Your place
📏 Height	6ft (183 cm)
⌛ Body Type	Average
👱 Hair Colour	Light Brown
🦵 Body hair	Trimmed
🎨 Tatoos	I've got some