Hobbies: alligator wrestling, synchronised swimming & collecting pencils (have a fantastic collection – could send u photos if u like). In spare time I climb glaciers on rollerblades, translate Tibetan love poetry and use my powers of invisibility 2 fight crime.
Main achievements 2 date: helping Mother Theresa build her orphanage in Calcutta, teaching Jonny Wilkinson to drop-kick (could do fuck all until I took him under my wing - honest).
Biggest failures: I taught Posh Spice to sing and gave Sir Alex Fergusson sensitivity lessons.
Educational qualifications: 3 degrees (well, saw them once in concert): Mediaeval Chinese Pottery 1249-1399, Socio-Economic effects of the Corn Laws 1849-1859 & the CDs of Des O'Connor £13.99-£14.99.
Seriously, I am 41 years old, 6’, dark-haired, intelligent, good conversationalist with a good physique & a GSOH. My mum also says that I’m good looking, but that was only after I threatened 2 take her white stick away. I also have my own teeth and hair.
I am VWE with an 8" cock and know how to use it. I take a LONG time to cum! I also adore giving oral and could stay down there all day, lockjaw permitting! Other sexual likes are 3sums, fucking women while their hubbies or bf watch, sex toys, anal and role play.
Real interests are the gym (4-5 times per week), fencing, sub-aqua, skiing, cinema, reading, eating out, learning Italian.
Seeking Couple, Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 64 | |
Location | UK, England: Merseyside, Liverpool | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
🚬 Smoke | No | |
🍷 Drink | Sometimes | |
💊 Drugs | No | |
🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |