Are you ready boys & girls...
Looking to meet somebody TONIGHT - Saturday.
We are a happily married couple (D male, E female) late 30’s looking for a fun time with a guy or girl. Looks are important to a point but we're not looking for supermodels - personality, sense of humour etc. are more important! Also, single girls (and not necessarily bi) as E would love to share D with another girl!
What we are looking for:
Guys, girls or couples aged between 25 and 45.
Clean, no facial hairclean shaven
Single, attached or married is fine
Honest, funny, respectful, courteous
Local(ish) to us – say within 30 miles or so.
Available generally Friday or Saturday evenings.
We are new(ish) to this (have met a few people now) and so aren't hardened swingers. We have been together for 21 years (married for 14) and enjoy TV, music (all kinds), reading, keep fit (her), footballsquash (him), country walks, eating out (and in!), going out, erotic storiesvideos and, of course, sex! Oh, and our kids too!! We are looking for some sensible, adult fun and are clean, honest & discreet - looking to meet the same. We are both of average height & weight, good fun and both have a good sense of humour.
We consider ourselves reasonably good looking with nice, easy going personalities. D is average size and E is 36D with incredibly sensitive & responsive breasts & nipples (just luvvvs having them sucked and carressed!). We are not pushy or demanding, rather simply happy to "go with the flow" and see where it takes us.
We’re hoping to establish a friendshiprelationship as well as enjoy a great encounter. We'd like to meet up with genuine & good humoured people perhaps for a mealdrink and we'll take it from there and see what happens, hoping to make it a fairly regular thing where you could pop round, maybe at short notice, for a chat, drink, bit of fun and more! We would like some stimulating conversations but a sense of humour is essential too! We value manners, politeness & respect & therefore would expect the same.
We are looking to establish a good mutual relationship with a select handful of people, hopefully for the long term, for mutual, sensual & erotic fun & experiences. Do you love your partner, but the sex side of things is lacking? Want a bit of extra fun but not wanting to have an affair? We could be what you’re looking for……………..
We would prefer to accommodate than travel due to having children and would prefer to speak with people in the South East generally (Sussex, Surrey, Kent, Hants).
We would however ask for a recent photo(s) with your reply so that we know who we are talking to. Nude or clothed is fine (stark naked is ok too but how about leaving something to the imagination?) and uncensored CLEAR facial shots are a must. Ours will then be sent in return.
PLEASE TAKE NOTE: No recent CLEAR facial pics then we will simply not reply! Sorry but we have had too many headless & long distancefuzzy shots & what are basically pointless cock shots! Cock size is not the be all and end all of life – size is not an important factor. REPEAT: A large cock is not essential!!
We are looking for no pressure fun. "Professional, hardened & seasoned" swingers aren't really for us. However, this does not mean that you have to be a complete novice as people with some experience would be nice. PLEASE: No ‘Jack the Lad’ type guys – we prefer nice & pleasant, almost unassuming, type guys and if you’re funny then even better!!
We also don’t mind if you are married or attached. So please, if you are, be honest and upfront about it as we value honesty and hate those embarrassing moments when a guy makes out he’s single but it’s obvious he isn’t!
We like teasing, flirting & flashing and E really LOVES kissing and long, slow build up, video, photos leading on to the ultimate for the right person.
Right then, we've included as much as we can here so you have a good idea how we are, what we like & what we're looking for so, as you know quite a bit about us, we'd like to know more about you so please mail us describing yourself, what you likedislike, interests, hobbies etc. and we'll go from there.
We have had many messages in the past (which is nice!) but just couldn’t get round to replying to them all, which we are sorry for. So if you have mailed us before and not got a reply, please feel free to do so again and we’ll try our best to reply to every message, even if to say “thanks, but no thanks”. However, we have also deleted many replies where no effort has been put in to reply. Simply referring to your profile will obviously be met with a visit to the round filing tray!
IMPORTANT: Please, no one line messages - they'll only be deleted as WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU & what you like! We’re looking to establish a handful of very good friends so expect you’re reply to be tailored to us and what we are looking for.
We are very genuine, good fun & easy going so look forward to hearing from like minded people.
Finally, total discretion is expected and assured by us. So come on, once you've recovered from reading all this, pull your fingers out and starting mailing us!!!!!
Just to show you have read the whole ad, please quote “Help, my eyes are sore” in the first line of your reply (just for fun really!).
D & E
xxxxx
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| Gender | Male | Female |
| Age | 56 | 56 |
| Sexuality | Bicurious | Bicurious |
| Location | UK, England: Surrey, Gatwick | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| Build | Average | Average |
| Hair | Dark brown | Blonde |
| Body hair | Shaved | Shaved |
| Body decoration | Earrings | |
| Drink | Socially | Socially |
| Smoke | No | |
| Drugs | None | None |
| Cock/Breast size | Medium | Large |
| Travel | Can accommodate | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
| 12:37 am Sunday, 23rd February, 2020
I would love to make you cum babe. I bet you squirt xx |
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| 2:50 pm Wednesday, 28th August, 2019
Gosh...!!!! So Sexy...! Like to have a threesome with you both,,,, |
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| 3:53 pm Sunday, 29th April, 2018
Would love to play and worship that pussy your hiding xx |
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| 7:25 pm Monday, 26th February, 2018
That is the most beautiful thing I have seen on an ex on Three |
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| 7:47 pm Thursday, 23rd February, 2017
Mmmmm Hot n Sexy and I'd love to borrow your outfit one day 🙂 x |
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| 5:54 am Friday, 27th January, 2017
Stunning, I'd certainly like to get your motor purring, lol x |
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| 1:02 am Thursday, 29th December, 2016
Trixie would luv to see more profile pics please hun, but this one is hot xxxxx |
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| 1:27 pm Monday, 9th May, 2016
Gorgeous.Would luv my face between those luscious thighs xx |
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| 7:38 pm Sunday, 27th March, 2016
Seeing this brings back memories of a good evening. Hope you're both well. |
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| 7:49 pm Wednesday, 16th March, 2016
An XR3i & a Makepiece lookalike. Can I play Dempsey? |
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| 5:23 am Sunday, 13th March, 2016
You'll overheat the engine,sitting on the bonnet like that xx |
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| 4:54 pm Sunday, 14th January, 2024
Wow - stunning and very sexy 😈. |
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| 2:05 am Tuesday, 21st June, 2022
Love to share lots of moments with you xx |
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| 3:45 pm Tuesday, 31st August, 2021
Hiya very very sexy xxxxx |
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| 2:01 am Saturday, 6th March, 2021
Fuck me please MISTRESS ❤️ |
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| 11:00 am Friday, 26th February, 2021
wow u r 1 fit,hotbabe😍fancy some of this👙👠👠👄 |
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| 1:57 pm Wednesday, 5th February, 2020
Wow very very sexy and very hot |
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| 10:55 am Saturday, 30th November, 2019
Fuck you over the car |
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| 5:01 pm Thursday, 21st November, 2019
Wow, what a classy photo 😘 |
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| 3:44 pm Wednesday, 9th October, 2019
She looks amazing !, love to play x |
