Who are we?
Adventurous, well educated couple looking for fun and new friends. We are both outgoing and a little silly.
We're healthy, well-kept and pretty much always smell nice. We are not Ken and Barbie by a long shot but who'd want to have sex with all that plastic? It would surely chafe.
What are we looking for?
We are looking for single bifemales or couples that we can be ourselves with. We like friends with benefits.
Basically, we want nice, self respecting people who know how to say please and thank you, ask before they touch and can carry on a conversation about more than her ta-tas (which are fabulous, btw.)
What are we NOT looking for?
We're not idiots, don't you be either. We like to talk..a lot. We like people that can respond accordingly to our humorous diatribes and witty banter.
Woodcarving isn't our thing so if you're a bednotcher, you're probably NOT the couple for us.
We like people that have an intimate relationship with both soap and toothpaste. They're our friends..we'd be happy to introduce you.
Oh and drama.. yeah, 'bout that.. we don't do it. At all. Ever. Am I being too subtle?
**We're not real swingers but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | Female |
| Age | 50 | 51 |
| Sexuality | Straight | Bisexual |
| Location | USA, Missouri, Kansas City | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | 5ft 6in (168 cm) |
| Build | A few extra pounds | Big and beautiful |
| Hair | Light brown | Blonde |
| Body hair | Shaved | |
| Body decoration | Tattoos | Tattoos |
| Drink | Socially | Socially |
| Smoke | No | No |
| Drugs | None | None |
| Travel | Can accommodate | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
| 12:01 pm Monday, 22nd March, 2021
A real loving couple! |
