Okay, so? Me in a nutshell:
I'm a genuinely nice guy, and all efforts to remedy that have failed miserably. I'm sane, stable, employed, debt free, love my family and friends, don't smoke, rarely drink, and have done absolutely no jail time whatsoever.
I routinely open doors for the elderly, I never talk or text during movies, I love dogs as long as they're not too huge or too tiny, and despite living alone for most of my life the toilet seats in my place are always down.
I'm always polite to waiters waitresses. I catch and release bugs unless they're poisonous or otherwise life-threatening. I'm a lousy cook, but I microwave really well. I like my chocolate frozen rather than room temperature. I love bookstores, especially where you get that coffee-and-books smell when you walk through the door.
And I can solve Rubik's Cubes, which, as I understand it, drives the ladies wild.
I don't cyber all that often, and I'm more into general, friendly chat, although this site has definitely corrupted my otherwise innocent little mind a bit. But! ! If there's any chance whatsoever of the two of us getting freaky, it's essential that you're able to use complete sentences, spell entire words, and be a normal, down-to-earth person (Well. . . Normal by standards, at least. . . ) who I actually enjoy having a normal conversation with.
NOT into ageplay, incest, bondage, scat, watersports, etc. Ewww. Never thought I'd have to type that.
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Random stuff I'm into:
Books by Nick Hornby (although I'd probably read the phone book if Hornby wrote it, so you have to take that one with a grain of salt), David Sedaris, Chuck Pahlaniuk, Audrey Niffenegger, J. K. Rowling, Jonathan Franzen.
Movies like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shaun of the Dead, 500 Days of Summer, Amelie, The Lord of the Rings, District 9, Inception, The Social Network, Scott Pilgrim, etc.
TV shows like Dexter, The Sopranos, Arrested Development, Weeds, Mad Men, and Breaking Bad. Oh my God, Breaking Bad. Let's list that one twice.
If you recognize any of those or have similar tastes, you should definitely PM me!
Also! This is, hands down, the sexiest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life:
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 46 | |
| Location | USA, Oklahoma, Tulsa | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Slim | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed | |
| Friends | Lostgirl30 | |
| 2:42 pm Saturday, 6th October, 2018
Why aren’t you closer an ass is just as good as pussy |
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| 2:41 pm Saturday, 6th October, 2018
Where’s your office I’d come for a lunch a break 😋😋😉 |
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| 2:41 pm Saturday, 6th October, 2018
Fucking hot |
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| 2:40 pm Saturday, 6th October, 2018
You are so hot |
