He caught me in his knicker drawer,
I woulda run, but he blocked the door.
This awkward scenario I hadn't planned,
Caught with his knickers in my hand,
And with a pair upon my head,
Jumping up and down on his bed.
As he stood there, at the door,
I saw his bottom jaw hit the floor.
Then he started to grind her teeth,
Caught red-handed: a knicker thief!
Seeking Couple, Male
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 61 | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Glasgow, Glasgow | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
| π Piercings | I've got some | |
