Take a large heaped spoonful of Cockney fairy, add a pinch of issy miyake aftershave, a dash of Corona with an episode of Only Fools and Horses, take a shot of Vodka, then with a hint of creativity quickly add 2 ounces of Sexyness, mix together slowly with a big smile on your face and your pants rapped round your head, gently crumble some bricks and mortar, add some funky ass dancing then finally whisk until a light frothy substance appears. Pour ingredients into a man mould, bake slowly in the oven for 30 years and you’ve got me.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 42 | |
| Sexuality | Bicurious | |
| Location | UK, England: Norfolk, Norwich | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) | |
| Build | Muscular | |
| Body hair | Shaved | |
| Body decoration | Tattoos | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Smoke | No | |
| Drugs | None | |
| Cock/Breast size | Large | |
| Safe sex | Sometimes | |
