Hello there people. I am just seeing what all this malarky is about.
I'm not here for any hassle to be fair, so if you are, then please don't message me. However, if you want to say hello then feel free. If you can't string together a real sentence without cheesy lines or txtspk, then also don't bother messaging. I wouldn't say I'm an intellectual snob, but I can't be dealing with messages from complete idiots. If you wouldn't say it to me in the street or in a bar, etc, then why bother on here?
I'm genuine, so please be as well.
I'm in a relationship but she doesn't know I am on here. I signed on here originally when she was working away from home, just to have a bit of flirty banter. Yes okay, I realise that is not nice or right or the like, so shoot me. I'm just on for an intelligent, maybe flirty, chat...with nice people. Once again, I reiterate, "nice people".
So let me say again, if you can't construct a decent sentence, can't be bothered reading profiles, are old enough to be my mum (or grandma, shudder!) or don't have a sense of humour then please do not bother contacting me, as we clearly will not get along.
That's about it really. I'm an honest, nice guy, which makes a pleasant change. I come with cracking references :P
Type something amusing in the subject line to get my attention. That does NOT mean send me a naked pic! I'll probably just laugh if you do and that won't do anything for your self-esteem.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 42 | |
| Location | UK, England: West Yorkshire, Bradford | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
