Hi Guys and Girls !
At long last, after a few years of playing on this site we've finally worked out what we're looking for - yeah it's much more difficult than you'd ever think ! Who'd have thought it eh ?!?! Lol. We've made plenty of mistakes over the years, mostly through naivety and lots of initial horniness which when you calm back down and fully read the profile was never gonna be a good idea ! No offence and each to their own but Transvestites and Bi Guys really don't float our boat even if we've mistakenly winked or messaged a few over the years in error - usually Mr L2T! Lol
What we've also found amazing is the number of what can only be described as 'mismatched' couples playing on here where clearly one partner is much more into it than the other - so for clarity 'Both' sets of partners must be attracted to each other - no one is gonna 'Take one for the team' if we are to have a good time ! There is nothing worse than feeling an argument is about to erupt if you kiss, touch or lick something you shouldn't ! Lol
Although we're not 'Super Models' we do 'kinda' think we're ok looking with half decent bodies so would appreciate a similar standard of Guys, Girls, and Couples getting in touch with us. If your message is well written, witty and humorous, face pic attached - we'll always reply! Persistently messaging us will not help - it'll honesty just result in turning us off and you being blocked - we play in our time, when we want, for our pleasure and we make no apologies for that (may seem blunt - sorry not sorry !! ;-) x)
Mrs L2T loves big strapping guys so you must be around 6ft or she probably won't be into you - ideal man, apart from Mr L2T - obviously ! would be across between Liam Neesen, Jamie Redknapp, Frank Lampard and can sing like Chris Martin ! Mr L2T really isn't fussy 'like most guys lol' but does love a pretty face, glamorous lips, pert boobs and a nice tight arse - not much to ask for eh ?!?
Guys !! Please don't bother sending a cock pic and saying you want to screw Mrs L2T- it will simply be deleted and you won't stand a chance. Make her smile, tease her and you might, just might, be invited for one of the most amazing sexual times you'll ever have ! Oh and to top things off she just loves to caress, lick and suck a wet pussy all night long too !
So...in short, we're a horny couple who love to laugh, flirt and get ridiculously naughty with the right couples, guys and single girls but only if there is a spark between us all - you really must have a wicked sense of humour and the ability hold a quick witted, flirty conversation or it's just not going to happen.
If you want to know more please ask, attaching a recent face pic (not from 20 yrs ago please ;-) )
Mr & Mrs L2T xx
*Please don't simply send a friend request without any form of message first and we will not accept with out seeing a face pic either (come on I'm sure you'll agree there's got to be a mutual attraction)
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| Gender | Male | Female |
| Age | 50 | 50 |
| Sexuality | Straight | Straight |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Stirlingshire, Doune | |
