AVAILABLE FOR LEASE
Description: One very user friendly, voluptuous, blonde, busty, bratty, bubbly, fun, flirtatious, intelligent bi-sexual female.
Specification:
1 x Pair 44 dd Breasts
1 x Voluptuous Curvy Bottom
1 x Well Oiled Shaven Kitty
1 x Well Educated and Intelligent Mind
1 x Friendly and Outgoing Personality
1 x Large dose of Respect, Discretion & Loyalty to friends
1 x Small Well of Patience for Idiots and Timewasters
Length of Lease: Long Term or Short Term (subject to availability) I CANNOT ACCOMODATE, had to re-iterate that lol! I have no objection to hotels and can and will travel.
Cost: Good nights out, intimate nights in with fun, intelligent, attractive and sexy Couples or singles my personal preference is 25-45 years old, but never say never!
User Manual:
This individual responds well to fun, flirtatious behaviour, intelligent conversation and intimacy, responds equally well to a firm hand (or finger mmmmmm) and a good fuck. When treated with respect this individual will perform exceptionally well, has extremely long battery life, performs equally well for short stints due to lack of time.
Built to last, this individual is able to deliver exceptional oral, enjoys anal and is open to discussion on most apertures. This multi-tasking individual is good for great nights out as well as intimate nights in, enjoys socialising and conversation. This individual is experienced in most aspects of intimacy, loves F as much as M, loves threesomes or moresomes, but has yet to experience MMF fun.
CONTRA - INDICATIONS
WARNING: This individual fails to perform when first emails consist of 'Wanna fuck tonight?' 'Wanna cam?' or 'Wanna do phone sex?' The reason for these malfunctions are:
1) Individual needs to get to know someone either from chatting online or by phone prior to opening parts only a gynaecologist should see.
2) This individual prefers to fuck for real and has difficulty watching someone pull their plod whilst typing 'oh yeah baby, i am cumming' whilst reading a book.
3) The phone is an awkward shape and fails to insert properly, this causes extreme discomfort and chafing.
4) This individual does not cam, never ever! This individual is far too lazy to ensure make up is on, hair is done and kitty is shaven prior to being extremely disappointed in camer's performance.
*Any advertised guarantee becomes null & void if the individual is mis-used, disrespected or bored*
Seeking Couple, Male
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 56 | |
| Location | UK, England: Oldham, Greater Manchester, Oldham | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bisexual | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 4in (163 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Blonde | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | |
| 💍 Piercings | I'm covered | |
| Friends | namorado, juzzer, pugsley1964, kimsteveuk, zxrninja, loobyloo30, teeandlee | |
| 8:47 pm Sunday, 30th April, 2023
I would love to bury my head in your stunning cleavage &.................blow bubbles brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! |
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| 10:07 am Saturday, 18th December, 2021
The best profile I’ve ever read! Beautiful lady! X |
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| 11:15 am Wednesday, 13th January, 2021
I'd love to join that daisy chain and switch round from time to time, looks like fun |
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| 11:02 pm Wednesday, 11th April, 2018
Those beauties would look great wrapped around my cock |
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| 7:24 pm Saturday, 21st September, 2024
Lovely tits my dear xxx |
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| 11:51 am Monday, 8th April, 2024
Pmsl very clever very funny |
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| 1:27 pm Tuesday, 16th January, 2024
Lovely lady let's fuck please |
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| 9:22 pm Sunday, 12th February, 2023
We would both like to taste |
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| 5:14 pm Sunday, 18th December, 2022
Perfection and a body to be worshipped x |
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| 11:37 am Sunday, 18th September, 2022
Very beautiful simply gorgeous x |
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| 2:16 pm Sunday, 16th May, 2021
Doggy style fuck and creampie y |
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| 2:15 pm Sunday, 16th May, 2021
Beautiful body stunning outfit want to fuck y |
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| 2:14 pm Sunday, 16th May, 2021
Love to eat your pussy you can come on my face |
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| 6:37 am Tuesday, 17th March, 2020
Stunning I want you xx |
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| 1:23 pm Monday, 17th February, 2020
Lovely body shape, great outfit to |
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| 11:02 am Thursday, 3rd October, 2019
So hot and taste love it |
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| 10:48 am Sunday, 4th August, 2019
Love a lady in stockings xx |
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| 10:46 am Sunday, 4th August, 2019
Wish I was in the middle of that xxx |
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| 12:10 am Saturday, 18th May, 2019
Banging body banging tits love sexy suspenders |
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| 1:13 am Saturday, 11th August, 2018
I want to fuck that ass |
