Extremely average lookinng, short, lazy, bone idle layabout seeks stunning page 3 type nymphomaniac female to reinvigorate his dowdy life.
Ok, maybe I'm setting my standards a little high! Here goes a more accurate version: Mid 30s guy in SW london is seeking a female or couple to have some fun with. I'm married (although obviously not happily!) so discretion is required and assured. Can be a little geeky at times, especially when the conversation turns to cars or computers - so avoid these if you want scintillating conversation! Interests include music, film and running. Currently listening to a lot of Radiohead and LemonJelly. Favourite films include Amelie, Casablanca (can be a bit of a sad romantic!) and any Coen Brothers films (esp Fargo). Anyway, if you want to have a laugh one evening, get in touch. Bye Jon.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 53 | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Kingston Upon Thames | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 6in (168 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Slim | |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
