If you are unable to see beyond ages in years then we respect that but it means we are not for you and you should pass on by now so as not to waste your time, if you can accept that even oldies can be slim, fit, fun, spin upside down on a dance pole and use experience and respect to provide as much fun or more than some of those that should look after themselves better at thier age then read on. :) but I do admint pregnant women stand up to give me thier seat on buses ;
We own a guest house near to our home (see under CLUBS listing on the site for PIXIES) so travel is very difficult for us especially at weekends but we can always accommodate (at our home not the guest house for personal meets)
NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE MEN
SINGLE FEMALES ONLY GET IN TOUCH IF YOU WANT TO MEET THIS WEEK SICK OF THE TIMEWASTERS AMONGST YOU
Friends are like knickers....Some crawl up your arse....Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted...Some are your favorite... Some are holey...Some are cheap and just plain nasty...And some do actually cover your arse when u need them too:-)
Our profile is big, very big, bloody huge, we like it that way, we like to be upfront and honest so as not to waste your time, if you don't like it tiptoe away now and no harm done, there is no need to send us abusive emails telling us how you think profiles should be, we won't tell you what to write in yours and expect the same courtesy in everything we do.
If you wink us we will always either wink if we think we could be sexually compatible or message you to say we don't think we are sexually compatible, simplzzzzzz however if we don't wink or mail you then it means that we simply do not know because there are no pictures, pictures of only one of you, pictures which don't really tell us much about you ie tits, boobs, cocks or pussies only and we won't waste your time misleading you by winking back.
If you view our profile and don't think we are for you please BLOCK US, we won't be offended we won't get upset we understand not everyone here is compatible, it will just save us a lot of time contacting or viewing your profile in the future :)
Please note, as to be expected with his age, Jed suffers intermittently with "oldtimers" there is nothing to be alarmed about but this may cause him to stare at boobs and bottom when talking to you, during severe attacks he may even want to kiss your boobs, Doctors advise that the best course of action during these times is to pretend nothing is happening and let him get on with it,ignore him the attack will probably fizzle out after about 10 minutes or if it does get worse he will lick your pussy, again Doctors advise you to ignore this and let him carry on until the attack subsides ;) giggles
Honesty is important to us so if your profile is not 100% honest please don't contact us, however small the point is, if a small point like age or size is not true we just start to wonder how much more of the profiles or what you say to is not true :)
FULL or SOFT swap but for us swapping is swapping not girl on girl and guys play with thier own partners, our idea of soft play is everything except penetrative sex.
Only looking for couples in relationships not FB's and please, please no "wannabe's" if you say in your profile that you are "professionals" then your not for us unless you actually do have a recognised Professional qualification such as a degree, BSc, Cleric, Queens Commission or the like (we have none of them) but for pity's sake our local taxi driver does his job professionally and had to get a qualification or two to do it, without thinking he is better than anyone else.
If you do not have pictures of both of you in your public gallery (full body clothed are finefaces blocked out if you prefer) or send them with your first contact (ie in your mail) then we probably won't get back to you.
Jed, average endowment, 5ft 7ins, slim, fit, fun with gsoh.
Sasha, 34B, slim, toned, tanned, 5ft 7ins size 8 again :) variable hair colours lol and completely crazy but lovely with it.
We are both happy for Sasha to play alone Fem on Fem without Jed or any other male being present in the room
Sasha doesn't like way above average endowment (never had kids, slim and not into pain lol)
If it's not on our "interests" list we are probably not interested in it .... giggles
We only play with people who always practice safe sex.
Happy to meet on a "no strings" basis to ensure everyone is happy to take things further, if not still pleased to have made some new friends.
Friends Invites - We only accept people onto our friends list that we have met in person for all others we use our HOTLIST facility.
We are looking for like minded like sized (slim), fun people who can travel to ours (accommodation available overnight)
We work from home and have no children so are available almost anytime.
MSN no we don't have it, Cyber, Phone sex, Camming sex, e-mail tennis NOT for us sorry.
We have been verified by friends, most of whom we have met socially but not played with because to us, making friends in the lifestyle is more important than notches on bedposts, we don't play often but when we do we like to "go with the flow" and only do what EVERYONE is comfortable with.
*Fun people who like to socialise as well as play
*People who are happy to meet on a "no strings" basis
*People who kiss during play though this is not essential but we think it enhances sex.
**If you won't stand behind our troops when they are in the firing line - Please feel free to stand in front of them**
Things we dislike
*Winks or Mails from people without public photos
*Winks or Mails from people without pictures of the male on thier profile
*People who mislead others with 2, 3, or 10 year old pictures on thier profiles that bear no resembelence to the real them or pictures which hide reality like beer bellies.
*People who contact us when we are outside thier age criteria as stated on thier profiles
*People who haven't bothered reading our profile and this bit :)
It's only ever Jed online, Sasha just looks at the pictures of people who contact us :) to see if there is a mutual interest.
If your going to message us please put catterpillar in the subject so we know you have read all this .... thanks
Photographers and picture collectors please note: Jed does do modelling (mostly airfix tanks) but has occasionally done magazine cover shots (Altzhiemers Monthly and The Lancet)
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| Gender | Male | Male |
| Age | 41 | 79 |
| Sexuality | Bisexual | Straight |
| Location | UK, England: Cheshire, Stoke | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) | 5ft 7in (170 cm) |
| Build | Athletic | Slim |
| Hair | Black | Black |
| Body hair | Shaved | Shaved |
| Travel | Can accommodate | |
| 4:34 pm Thursday, 3rd December, 2020
Adorable. Fantastic profile x |
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| 12:08 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2020
Adorable. Great profile caterpillar x |
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| 11:12 am Friday, 24th May, 2019
sexy as fuck baby |
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| 1:03 pm Saturday, 3rd February, 2018
wow you are a very sexy chick |
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| 8:20 pm Sunday, 28th January, 2018
Very nice picture wish you was closer |
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| 10:58 pm Thursday, 22nd October, 2020
So fukin hot x |
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| 10:09 am Friday, 17th January, 2020
Pint of spunk please |
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| 8:19 pm Sunday, 28th January, 2018
Mmmm sexy |
