Please understand, I am older than you might desire, I am not stupid, I know that, but think of me as you would a treasured car, If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches & my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up & it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
But for all of that I have given many a good ride over the years and still know how to give more.
WE DO NOT RESPOND TO WINKS unless we have spoken to youmet before to often they are used like pokes on facebook, some people send them just to see how many they get back and think it's good to collect them.
Currently on HOLIDAY visiting PARIS, MONTPILLIER, ALICANTE, MALAGA, GIBRALTAR and PORTUGAL, returning to the UK on the 20th October via Plymouth.
Don't let the age fool you, this old dog can still spin upside down on a dance pole and play all night :)
Chilled and relaxed couple happy to meet on a "no strings basis to see how we all get along. seeking "real meets" only.
At home we have 5 guest bedroomsplayrooms, separate dungeon room, a massage room, smoking lounge, non smoking lounge, dance room with dance polelaser lights, now don't get the wrong idea, this is no mansion just a simple terraced house in Stoke on Trent, we can hold a decent conversation by yow need to know we ay posh or up our own :)
We live less than a minute from atlantisEVOLUTION) a nightclub themed swingers club which we frequent often but can also be found in Chameleons occasionally and in Xstasia on Rave Party or Foam Party nights.
We don't get many meets but that is fine, we love quality, social and play meets and always have a fantastic time when we do meet so still loving the scene.
We don't have age limits except of course over 18, kids, the last thing I think about when swinging is my kids so I don't care if your younger than them. Upper age limit, absolutely not, if we find you sexually attractive then we find you sexually attractive, knowing your age won't affect that.
How we see descriptions on here .....
Athletic - there's some muscle or 6 pack showing.
Slim - errrrr slim.
Average - not to slim, an average few extra pounds here and there.
Curvy - hour glass figure of any size ie boobs, chest n hips bigger than stomach.
Ample - large chest, boobs n hips smaller than stomach or all the same size.
Large - BBW or BHM with all your bits bigger than average.
Fabulous - meaningless, since this is a personal preference.
No need to send us naked pictures, if we are going to play we like to open our presents on the day, if we are not going to meet we are not interested in seeing you naked :)
We are NOT heavily into the BDSMdungeon thing, we have it for parties because some of our friends like them though a little light bondage and light spanking can enhance things occasionally :)
We are both experienced in Cuckolding as Bulls for those who like to be cuckolded.
We are considerate smokers, we will meet considerate non-smokers but NOT if your profile says Won't Meet Smokers, then it's a non-starter and the same rule applies if we are outside your stated age criteria.
If your verifications are hidden then we see that as unverified and same applies to hidden friends lists. too many hidden verifications turn out to be "saw the male half of this couple on cam" or verified by a dubious single male profile to verify a fake couple profile.
Please note, we are NOT professionals, we have normal jobs which we like to think we do to our best ability, we have a clean home, wash regularly, always before a meet and we can hold a conversation on any level.
Do we have rules, of course we do, sexual encounters outside the relationship are fun if your both happy with what your doing but the moment you start breaking your own rules or going into it blindly without rules is when relationship problems can begin.
Do we take swinging seriously, damn right we do, we don't have sex with people without taking into account the possible pro's and cons of such things, our lives don't revolve around swinging our lives revolve around ourselves and our friends and we do not play often but when we do we do with much consideration of what we are doing. We love and respect each other so that is more important than the fun we have swinging.
We are a couple and play as a couple with the only exception being fem on fem with NO males present whatsoever not watching not joining in.
For meets with couples it's both of us or none of us and we respect your meeting criteria in the same way. We are always happy with full or soft play and go with the flow within your boundaries and ours.
If we fab your picture it is because we like and appreciate it, it does not necessarily mean we want to meet you, there are other factorscriteria to consider.
We meet people for sex and for friendship not for relationships, to us sex is sex and kissing during sex is a natural part of the process not personal or intimate so if you don't kiss during play we are not for you. Shaved females only please, we are both fully shaved.
If you are unable to see beyond ages in years then we respect that but it means we are not for you and you should pass on by now so as not to waste your time, if you can accept that even oldies can be slim, fit, fun, spin upside down on a dance pole and use experience and respect to provide as much fun or more than some of those that should look after themselves better at their age then read on. :) but I do admit pregnant women stand up to give me their seat on buses ;)
NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE MEN
SINGLE FEMALES ONLY GET IN TOUCH IF YOU WANT TO MEET THIS WEEK SICK OF THE TIMEWASTERS WHO MAKE THE GENUINE ONES AMONGST YOU LOOK BAD.
Friends are like knickers....Some crawl up your arse....Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted ... Some are your favourite ... Some are holey ... Some are cheap and just plain nasty ... and some do actually cover your arse when you need them too :-)
Our profile is big, very big, bloody huge, we like it that way, we like to be upfront and honest so as not to waste your time, if you don't like it tiptoe away now and no harm done, there is no need to send us abusive emails telling us how you think profiles should be, we won't tell you what to write in yours and expect the same courtesy in everything we do.
If you view our profile and don't think we are for you please BLOCK US, we won't be offended we won't get upset we understand not everyone here is compatible, it will just save us a lot of time contacting or viewing your profile in the future :)
Please note, as to be expected with his age, Jed suffers intermittently with "oldtimers" there is nothing to be alarmed about but this may cause him to stare at boobs and bottom when talking to you, during severe attacks he may even want to kiss your boobs, Doctors advise that the best course of action during these times is to pretend nothing is happening and let him get on with it, ignore him the attack will probably fizzle out after about 10 minutes or if it does get worse he will lick your pussy, again Doctors advise you to ignore this and let him carry on until the attack
subsides ;) giggles
FULL or SOFT swap but for us swapping is swapping not girl on girl and guys play with thier own partners, our idea of soft play is everything except penetrative sex.
Only looking for couples in relationships not FB's.
If you do not have pictures of both of you in your public gallery (full body clothed are finefaces blocked out if you prefer) or send them with your first contact (ie in your mail) then we probably won't get back to you.
Jed, average endowment, 5ft 7ins, slim, fit, fun with gsoh.
Sasha, 34B, slim, toned, tanned, 5ft 7ins size 8 again :) variable hair colours lol and completely crazy but lovely with it.
If it's not on our "interests" list we are probably not interested in it .... giggles
We only play with people who always practice safe sex.
Happy to meet on a "no strings" basis to ensure everyone is happy to take things further, if not still pleased to have made some new friends.
Friends Invites - We only accept people onto our friends list that we have met in person for all others we use our HOTLIST facility.
We are looking for like minded like sized (slim), fun people who can travel to ours (accommodation available overnight) We do travel but only to people we have met previously at clubs or at our home.
We work from home and have no children so are available almost anytime.
MSN no we don't have it, kik, wassup, Skype or anything like that, Cyber, Phone sex, Camming sex, e-mail tennis NOT for us sorry.
We have been verified by friends, most of whom we have met socially but not played with because to us, making friends in the lifestyle is more important than notches on bedposts, we don't play often but when we do we like to "go with the flow" and only do what EVERYONE is comfortable with.
**If you won't stand behind our troops when they are in the firing line - Please feel free to stand in front of them**
Not interested in people who contact us when we are outside their age criteria as stated on their profiles
Not interested in people who haven't bothered reading our profile and this bit :)which you will find out very quickly when you contact us but not from here because you didn't read it.
We are smokers, we have breath sprays and mints but if this is a problem for you we are not for you, we would never smoke in your home but we do smoke in ours.
It's only ever Jed online, Sasha just looks at the pictures of people who contact us :) to see if there is a mutual interest.
If your going to message us please put caterpillar in the subject so we know you have read all this .... thanks
Photographers and picture collectors please note: Jed does do modelling (mostly airfix tanks) but has occasionally done magazine cover shots (Alzheimer's Monthly and The Lancet)he also stars in TV programmes like "embarrassing bodies"
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 41 | |
| Location | UK, England: Staffordshire, Stoke-on-trent | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | Bisexual |
