Slim, sensitive, smart, artistic, clean, easy going guy is not too sure what to write here. Ahh! Got it! Humour they say, can sometimes charm a lady out of her knickers! Here goes! (This is a joke by the way!)...There was a brothel on top of a hill. And three men. One was inside the brothel, one was running up the hill, and the third was slowly ambling down it. What were their nationalities?
Well, if you want to know the answer, you'll just have to contact me to find out! Oooh I can be so cruel at times!
Anyway ladies, undies still firmly on? Oh dear! I feared as much!
Well, perhaps if I tell you I LOVE to give long sensual horny massages, before getting my head down for, shall we say, delicious light refreshments! Hehehe..naughty old me!
So, are there any charitable souls out there willing to take pity on me, and take me under their wing ? (or their duvet? or their fireplace?..)
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 57 | |
| Location | UK, England: Essex, Colchester | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Slim | |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
