First, regarding my pic. I will gladly send you a pic upon request, but I work in a very high-profile profession and cannot put my photo out there for public consumption. You'll understand when we speak. But trust me, I do not look like Frankenstein nor anyone in his family. You won't be disappointed. So write me back and tell me where to send it. Now to the good stuff..
I am a very intelligent, funny, sexy guy who loves life. I enjoy being around women with positive energy who love to laugh at the craziness of life, its incongruities and impossibilities. I have many interests, am a voracious reader, an award-winning playwright, and a novelist. My best friends have always been women (although not lovers), and I enjoy the company of women more than men. I'm a gentle soul with deep feelings of loyalty and respect for those close to me. My friendships are measured in years, not weeks.
As far as my looks, I'm 6-2, 200 pounds, with dark brown hair and a sly grin. If you would like to meet a unique guy who's funny, honest, charming, a non-game-player and an honest-to-goodness, genuine, real- live, caring, loving human being, I'm worth at least an e- mail back, don't you think?
Go on, give into your urges. Trust your instincts. I PROMISE you won't be disappointed. That's a money-back guarantee! A once-in-a-lifetime offer! Where have you EVER seen an offer this ironclad? Listen kiddies, we only go around once on this crazy whirligig merry-go-round before we buy the farm, then it's sayonara. So take a chance! Live a little already! What could it possibly hurt?
Oscar Wilde said, "I can resist everything but temptation." If this ad tempts you, if it steams your blood, if it lights your fire, you owe yourself, YES, MY FRIEND, OWE YOURSELF! the right, the privilege, the JOY, to explore it, experience it, investigate it. Why? Well, to SEE IF IT'S TRUE, that's why, silly. Don't you owe yourself that little much? 'Nuff said.
I look forward to hearing from you pronto, which means right away, if not sooner. See what fun we could have together? It'd be a laugh a minute. Oh, my sides are aching with it! Now pick up that keyboard and WRITE!
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 60 | |
| Location | USA, California, Los Angeles | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | Sometimes | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 6ft 2in (188 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Smooth | |
